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Phone “on hold” script for a record and movie store

Scarlet: Wow, sorry I missed that one, but they’ve had me running around everywhere from Budapesht to Bob Evans filming for Black Widow 5. Whoops, can I even say that? Um, spoiler alert, everybody. Tom er Maverick, you’re like the real-life Captain America from the end of Avengers Endgame, you know, the one who’s like over 100, but looks 80. How do you do it?

Tom: Well, the secret for me has been “””” Company, and Entertainmart. I get everything I need from them, either online or in the store. They’ve got used games, old-school consoles, movies, even vinyl. So I either turn up my Kenny Loggins’ Danger Zone vinyl and jump on a flight simulator, or throw on a Top Gun movie marathon. It keeps the body and spirit young. Half the time I can’t tell the difference between my motorized wheelchair and the cockpit of the fighter jet. Makes for some exciting trips down the hallway, Widow. 

Scarlet: Yeah I know I feel like I’ve been playing a dangerous spy and assassin for so long it’s just a part of who I am now. I actually get first-person shooter games from “”””.com. I love the rush! I have to confess I also regularly buy Black Widow Funko Pops and collectibles from them and secretly place them around the nursing home here to keep the place fun. By the way, they’re telling me a short guy wearing aviators is the one who took the last two cups of coffee. Know anything about that? 

Tom: Yikes! Sun’s getting real low, Widow. Sun’s getting real low. Anyway, did you know “” “” also carries posters and memorabilia? I just ordered a bunch of sweet 80’s posters to decorate my room here. You remember the 80’s, Widow? 

Scarlet: Not too much, actually, Maverick. I was a kid. Do they have 90’s posters too?

Tom: Oh yeah, they have all kinds of stuff, and you can even stay on top of what they got by signing up for their newsletter. I thought they sent me a coupon because, you know, Maverick, but that’s actually just a thing they do with the newsletter.