The Modern Haiku
A modern haiku,
posing for a selfie pic:
5 syllable face!
A modern haiku,
Is outraged by its limits.
You will not silence…
A modern haiku,
knows it will never retire,
So dollar menu?
A modern haiku,
sex massages itself out.
Damn autocorrect.
A modern haiku,
loses focus to check phone…
What was I saying?
A modern haiku,
defends being a vegan
since poems can’t eat.