The Modern Haiku

The Modern Haiku

 

A modern haiku,

posing for a selfie pic:

5 syllable face!

 

A modern haiku,

Is outraged by its limits.

You will not silence…

 

A modern haiku,

knows it will never retire,

So dollar menu?

 

A modern haiku,

sex massages itself out.

Damn autocorrect.

 

A modern haiku,

loses focus to check phone…

What was I saying?

 

A modern haiku,

defends being a vegan

since poems can’t eat.